Do not be fooled, I am not that cute in person. I actually resemble a potato. My selfie game is just hella strong.
why isn’t there a universally accepted and polite way to tell people ‘i would fuck the shit out of you’ and have it not be weird
Aight who the fk sold their soul for the Harry Potter spin off
please allow me to show you a list
Shoutout to all of us lazy folk who are just going to chill on Tumblr til the food is done.
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?